March 2012
going skaaatttingggggggg trallalalalalalalalaaaa
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extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
i actually love rice. so much
Ellen Degeneres for President.
dream tingz
so i had a baby idk whos
and i was walking around with it in a pool and i was scared it wold slip
but then um it was a hockey rink idk and i was on it and thena bunch of hockey players came out and i had to get the penalty box and the baby was fine
i dontknow
its almost my birthday. I dont know what Im doing
Q: whats for breffast?
A: everything in the house
Bazz is the number one cause of broken vaginas in...
9 out of 10 dentist agree your vagina is broken because bazz
My first day on tumblr...
deadly-as-he-goes:
3 minutes later…
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fedex my love.: So →
raphmike:
I went to the toilet today
to do my pee pee
and I chose the third urinal in toilet
because reasons.
And whilst unzipping my fly
this dude came in and stood at the urinal next to me
and so we had this contest going on to see who could wee faster
cause the guy who could…
25 rounds. 6 kills. 9 hits.
soldier on
February 2012
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SHIT. TACO.
alec is my best friend lmao
I’ve been very cautious,
trying numbness, instead of pain.
oh your humour makes me
makes me nauseous.
my beef with bro-guys shirt.
okay so bro guy ( whos actually a girl…anyhoodle) came to rugby in a t-shirt
and the t-shirt was like
” christian prosecution must cease”
and i was like….
….
……
for really?
and i didnt ask her about it but i mean
im pretty sure thats like the only religion wpeople havent tried to slaughter by the millions…
white people. who are christian....
ALSO i just inhaled a blt but im still hungry :(
I have never heard of fluff. It sounds really...
why do you wanna spread a marshmellow
hello american friends
wut the shitttt is fluff?
work was fucking sweeeeeeeeet.